The toilet Skive

The toilet has to be the best skive possible.  If you need a crap during work, so much the better, you can really take your time over it and go for a quality shit.

Taking a newspaper is a bit obvious, so I suggest cutting out a few pages you want to read, folding them up and THEN going for a crap.

If you’re lucky enough to have a PDA and mobile phone reception, go sit on the crapper and talk to your friends on MSN.

 Failing that, sit back and enjoy the peace as you shit in tranquility - but are getting paid for it also.