Lets Skive At Work

November 8, 2007

Skive method for when you’re tired/hung over.

Filed under: Uncategorized — itsucksyousuck @ 4:49 pm

Got a hangover?  Playing world of warcraft too much?  Here’s a skive method that will work.

Hit the office/work and look grim - easy if you’re hung over or being playing online all night.

Then, hold your stomach or whatever, and hope someone asks what’s wrong….if not just casually anounce it yourself…’oooh, dodgy guts…think that curry last night was off’.

Then go to the toilet multiple times during the day…for long periods.  No one will question you and will stay away from you - the thought of you shitting liquid will be offputting enough and you’ll be treated like a diseased person…ideal for getting chill time in the toilet with the mp3 player or maybe an episode of Seinfeld on your ipod video.

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